Dim Sun™ by Bill Gates
Stop Asian Hate right now and place your orders for a not-so-hot plate!
Stop Asian Hate right now and order from Kill Bill’s newest weather/restaurant venture!
DIM SUN™ is full of nutritious elements, fresh from the Periodic Table, perfect for geo-engineering your health.
Your body will thank you for it, and you will thank Mr Gates even as you’re inhaling your last breath!
From Bill Gates' Strange Plan to Dim the Sun
It's difficult to say whether blotting out the sun is a bright idea, which is why everyone involved (including Bill Gates himself) is emphasizing a need to merely research the process of filling the atmosphere with aerosol particulates — instead of jumping the climate gun and experimenting on a still-thriving (relatively, surely) civilization. It's always good to have a plan B, and if the steps taken by countries, entities, and corporations don't slow the advance of climate change, something like solar geoengineering may become our last hope.
Plan B? More like Plan BG!
"Too Brilliant!" My comment on your parody, but perhaps also Bill's on the sun....
Another Simpsons show playing out, the evil Mr. Burns was doing it.