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Jonathan Atleson's avatar

Brilliant satire of our paranoid times! 😂🙏❤️

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Sane Francisco's avatar

[1/2/24: Pinning your comment @jonathanatleson as some people got a bit confused by this piece!]

Cheers, Johnathan… Happy New Year and I hope to see more of you in 2024!!

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MooCow's avatar

I mooed and laughed!

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Jan 10, 2024
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Sane Francisco's avatar

Sorry, I should have linked to its meaning. It means “dear one” in our mother tongue (Gujarati).

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Sane Francisco's avatar

My whole life is full of coincidences more incredible than that. That’s how I know I’m on the right path. ✨

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Ell oh ell, a secret acronym code… now you’re talking my lingo!

Thank you ✨🙏🏾✨

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Saxxon Creative's avatar

conversations over Biryani and chai tea now are about Tate and reptile overlords.

interesting... Pluto in Leo generation do not want to know anything unless it means they are being

exalted.

Leo Pluto Sign: Negative Traits

One thing Pluto in Leo has to be careful of is overstepping their bounds when it comes to leading projects or groups. They tend to automatically take over any situation, because they are natural born leaders. But they don’t pay attention to whether or not someone has already taken on that role, so their quest for control or power can be squashed before they even begin.

This does not bode well for them and the other people involved, because they have quite a temper. They have been known to throw a tantrum with their loud lion roar, making a scene that disrupts the flow of everything going on around them.

They can handle change, but only when they are the one allowed to deal with it. If it’s left up to other people to reconcile the consequences, Pluto in Leo will have a hard time taking a back seat in terms of making decisions. They are used to being the authority on everything and are unable to easily accept when someone else takes the reins or proves to be more knowledgeable. That’s the best way for them to remain in the forefront.

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Thanks for your comment but I’m confused by it! Why the long analysis of Pluto in Leo? What has astrology got to do with my story?

Also no biryani that day either. Just plain rice. Gujaratis (or at least those in my extended family) tend to make plain rice with kaadhi. Biryani is more of a North Indian dish.

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Saxxon Creative's avatar

she sounded like a boomer

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Saxxon Creative's avatar

here is my parrots live eating breakfast from the jungle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPcFexPgTVk

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Heather B's avatar

💥🔥✨ Brilliant! Happy New Year. ❤️

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Thanks Heather! Happy New Year to you and yours too 😘💕✨

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Boze's avatar

Wacky! Fun to read, and some sweet satire on the swirling sea of insane input our brains have to contend with these days...or should I say daze? Happy New Year!

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Grassy Arse! Happy New Year, dear friend ✨💕😘

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Victory Palace's avatar

Sane, are you making a left-handed confession? At first, I thought your piece was a satirical example on what can happen when one knows too much about the dark occultists and how our minds can get carried away w/ seeing all kinds of "coincidences". On the other hand, your Mum didn't seem to give you some direct answers to some/most of your questions. Some parents withhold information from their kids; sometimes it's for the kid's safety, others it's so the kid doesn't go blurting out the information to all the other schoolmates like "My Dad's in the freemasons! Nyah nyha!" The 33 and Sinclair road? Hmm, interesting for sure; but a b/w photo? Not really. Now, if there was a checkerboard floor in that photo (or another one) thennnn that might send up a red flag. The photos when you were younger I'd attribute to wanting to copy what you saw at the time, but didn't know what you were copying. You just probably thought, "Oh I'm being cool. This is what the cool hip music artists do." The navy Venn diagram was the clincher, for sure. All in all, I think there's a possibility your Mum's holding out on you. BTW what did your Dad do for a living? He was a former driver for Woolworth's back in the day; but did he wind up doing/being something else? Maybe more can be derived from that? P.S. I don't think you're controlled op and have every reason to trust you. For now... ;-D

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Ha, you know about 3 years ago a new FB friend did ask me if I was CO and I ell-oh-elled. Someone independently of him (a friend who’d known me long before 2020) then pointed out the pentagram (which of course 5 intersecting circles would make) within the NBVD, but I wasn;t aware of all the satanic conjecture at the time so I didn’t get what he meant. Inevitably, I then came to learn about all that 😳, and all the one eye 🧏🏽‍♀️ symbology and then realized I had that in 3 images of myself (honestly, I had never even noticed the one-eye or the 666 symbol, nor the Illuminati triangle in celebrity pics — I’ve never kept up with celebrity culture — you’re right, I just thought it looked “cool” and thought I was being creative.) That’s maybe why the first guy had his suspicions? 🤷🏽‍♀️

Three years later, and being well-versed in all the symbology by then, seeing my mum’s magazine this Summer had me chortling and inspired to write something funny. I started this piece whilst I was in London but only got time to finish this week. Thanks V-P for trusting… A COMPLETE STRANGER ON THE INTERNET [insert evil laugh]!!!

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Andreas's avatar

Classic! "They" are all around us!

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Medical Freedom San Francisco's avatar

Hysterical! Loved this.

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Thanks Cole! 😬💕✨

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Red-Pilled ER Nurse's avatar

What a great way to start the day reading that!

I can’t help thinking how lucky you were to get out in one piece!

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Sane Francisco's avatar

So glad it spoke to you! I hope it made you giggle; that was my intention 🤭

Yes, I scarpered from London pretty quickly after that. But how do I get away from…. ME??????! 🤪

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Red-Pilled ER Nurse's avatar

Oh I was beaming with a broad grin, no doubt!

But getting away from oneself.. now there’s a trick.

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Marilyn Langlois's avatar

Wow what a story! It seems that one can find illuminati symbolism everywhere if one looks closely enough. I decline, however, to entertain the notion that they have infiltrated us all. I choose to view you and your mother as regular authentic loving human beings. I trust you, and thank her for having and raising you! <3

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Sane Francisco's avatar

I will pass on the compliments to my Mum, Marilyn. I actually told her the other day that I was writing a story about the two of us this Summer and she got worried. But I reassured her it was both fictional and funny. 😁

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Marilyn Langlois's avatar

I also love your creativity!!

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Sane Francisco's avatar

✨🙏🏾✨

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Sane Francisco's avatar

@yolandapritamhari

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Arjun's avatar

Lol. Thrilling read

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Sane Francisco's avatar

😬

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Andrew Ehrlich's avatar

Very funny and well written. Happy new year!

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Thanks Andrew! And to you! ✨

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Joanie Higgs's avatar

You're a great story-teller, and I know you wrote this to give us some much-needed levity, even though we're not wrong to question everything in these days of the Mega Psy-Op!

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Thank you Joanie!🙏🏾 Yes that was my motivation… it often is, actually.

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Joanie Higgs's avatar

😁👍🏼

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Andreas's avatar

Bet Mrs. Molly's house was around the corner from Tavistock! 😀

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Haha!!

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Kevin Hammond CMT's avatar

Did I say happy New year? Happy new year.

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Sane Francisco's avatar

And to you ✨🎆🎈

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Kevin Hammond CMT's avatar

Thank you.

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Tereza Coraggio's avatar

It took until the 'incontrovertible proof' to get it. Don't worry, if I can do 49 posts on Russell Brand, you're not going to scare me away by being controlled op. Some of my best friends, as they say.

But congrats on the Mother of All Sorts. My oldest was my declutter buddy when I started going through my childhood home. My mom would say, "What are you doing with my treasures," when we were taking things still in packages bought on sale to the thrift stores. And then I'd find something from when she was a teen and she'd say, "That old thing. Nobody wants that. Throw it out."

There would be stacks of old bills and check receipts, and then in the middle, a picture of my dad from WWII. So we had to go through everything with a fine tooth comb. My daughter has made me promise never to do that to her and her sisters.

Besides, the pedo-sadist cults have it all wrong. Satan represented Judas the Galilean, hero of the zealot movement. I'm sure he cleaned out his mom's closets! Wear your 666 proudly! It was probably the metric empire that besmirched that innocent number, essential to the system of dozens of all sensible, non-authoritarian societies. And the Hamsa was claimed by six major religions but actually predates all of them, as I talked about in this early YT, later including RB: https://thirdparadigm.substack.com/p/envy-and-russell-brand.

Sincerely, your controlled opposition friend

Luciferia

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Sane Francisco's avatar

Hi CO-amiga!! Agree that numbers belong to everyone not just to “the Illuminati” but I do think TBTWB love to do a number on the masses by constantly throwing certain symbols at us.

Hmm, you could well be right re the metric system. I will check out that piece you link to.

It wasn’t easy to do the big declutter for my Mum but she just told me a few weeks ago that she loved how organized and clear everything was now, and that she was grateful. Oh and my sisters thanked me profusely too! I feel good that I did it and everyone benefited (including me who, as a result, had a big laugh whilst writing this piece!) 😬💗✨

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